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« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2006, 12:18:17 pm »
Awww thats lovely.

I have been keeping all the cards David has sent me, they are in a pink box.


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« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2006, 12:19:44 pm »
I heard a story once which is probably not true, but funny all the same. This lad bought a Valentine's card and a sympathy card at the same time. You can guess what happened next... I'd have loved to see the look on the face of his girlfriend when she got a card saying 'deeply sorry for your loss', and his gran's recently bereaved neighbour got 'I can't wait to give you a special Valentine's Day shag!'
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« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2006, 12:20:22 pm »
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« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2006, 12:28:20 pm »


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« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2006, 05:30:22 pm »

Now I know you're going to laugh..... but I have bought hubbie a decent hands-free kit so he can talk to me properly when he's on nights in his cab instead of using the crappy old cheap one he's got that sends squeaky feedback down my ears!


I have bought him a romanitc card too and a DVD (Batman Returns) which he's wanted for ages.

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« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2006, 10:43:19 am »
Awwww, I'm not laughing.  I only bought mine a card but he bought me a card and flowers and he's taking me out for lunch in a bit.  We have got out the huge first Valentine card that he sent me in 1978 and the boys have had a good giggle at the poem he wrote in it!
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« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2006, 11:02:28 am »

Thats a nice present Oldspice. If its what he wanted, then its perfect.

We are exchanging cards etc tonight when we get in.

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« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2006, 11:32:53 am »

Best Valentine's poem ever - sent by my great aunt to her boyfriend after they split up:


You may think you’re Clark Gable,


But to me you’re like King Kong,


And if anybody fancies you


Their eyesight must be wrong!


They got married eventually, so maybe he fell for her sense of humour!

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« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2006, 11:41:33 am »


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« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2006, 05:31:52 pm »
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« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2006, 07:11:56 pm »

 Smurfy that's a brilliant poem!


I have just opened the present my hubbie bought me.


Can anyone make use of a size 22 red, sating thong and a Chas and Dave CD????


 

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« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2006, 08:34:30 am »
Chas & Dave are making a comeback! But I'm trying to think of an alternative use for the thong ... 

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« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2006, 08:45:57 am »
I got a lovely card, Jordens new book, a Me to You Bear holding 3 pink balloons, Richard Ashcrofts CD and KT Turnstalls CD.




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« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2006, 10:09:48 am »
Stick the thong on eBay Oldspice. I saw a woman the other day asking for Size 20 fetish gear!
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« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2006, 03:40:53 pm »
I was only joking! He didn't really buy me those things! I got a DVD and some T Shirts!
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