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« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2006, 10:46:56 pm »

Camp as tits.

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« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2006, 10:48:59 pm »
bent as a ten bob bit
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« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2006, 10:53:42 pm »
gay as a yellow duster.
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« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2006, 11:00:22 pm »
as rough as a badgers arse
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« Reply #34 on: February 13, 2006, 11:03:46 pm »
A face like a plate of corned beef.
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« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2006, 10:33:08 am »
More camp than a Brownie holiday
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« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2006, 10:36:15 pm »

Debbie just used a brilliant one on Shameless: 'Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!'

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« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2006, 10:36:51 pm »
I seen that
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« Reply #38 on: February 15, 2006, 08:54:14 am »

Quote from: smurfboy

Debbie just used a brilliant one on Shameless: 'Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!'



I was gonna post that one this morning

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« Reply #39 on: February 15, 2006, 11:41:30 am »
Complete forgot one of my nan's favourite ones, which I absolutely love: 'She wants hitting with a red hot stocking full of sh*t!'
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« Reply #40 on: February 16, 2006, 09:24:25 pm »

Happier than a pig in sh*t


 


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« Reply #41 on: February 16, 2006, 09:25:11 pm »
Go p*ss up ure kilt and play with the steam......

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« Reply #42 on: February 16, 2006, 09:26:08 pm »
sh*t in your hat and punch it........

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« Reply #43 on: February 17, 2006, 09:24:13 am »
Old but spicey!

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« Reply #44 on: February 18, 2006, 12:36:34 am »

this is offensive, so apologies, but when i first heard the term:


"...useless as a bunch of retards trying to f*** a doorknob..."


 - oh, it did tickle me. and yes, im going to hell. sorry.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.