Author Topic: old people (Read 3114 times)

loulou · « **on:** February 06, 2006, 12:35:17 am »

Why do old people wear top coats and hats when it is red hot and everyone else is wearing t shirts?

smurfboy · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2006, 12:36:19 am »

and what age do you have to reach before you are legally required to have a perm?

loulou · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2006, 12:37:17 am »

is it compulsary to have a blue rinse?

smurfboy · « **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2006, 12:37:55 am »

and large gilt buttons on your coat?

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2006, 12:38:58 am »

Quote from: smurfboy

and what age do you have to reach before you are legally required to have a perm?

when there get a free bus pass with photo

loulou · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2006, 12:45:06 am »

loulou · « **Reply #6 on:** February 06, 2006, 12:45:54 am »

goldencup · « **Reply #7 on:** February 06, 2006, 07:46:13 am »

Quote from: smurfboy

and large gilt buttons on your coat?

And be issued with the obligatory beige anorak

loulou · « **Reply #8 on:** February 06, 2006, 09:32:03 am »

smurfboy · « **Reply #9 on:** February 06, 2006, 10:16:22 am »

And at what age do you stop politely ignoring the person you are sitting next to on the bus, and decide it's okay to tell them about everything from your daughter's hysterectomy to what a slut your next door neighbour is in intimate detail?

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #10 on:** February 06, 2006, 02:22:15 pm »

Quote from: smurfboy

And at what age do you stop politely ignoring the person you are sitting next to on the bus, and decide it's okay to tell them about everything from your daughter's hysterectomy to what a slut your next door neighbour is in intimate detail?

When your husband starts ignoring you?

smurfboy · « **Reply #11 on:** February 06, 2006, 02:23:29 pm »

Or dies...

loulou · « **Reply #12 on:** February 06, 2006, 06:10:29 pm »

I don't mind old people waffling away to me and i do try to look interested cos i always think they are lonely and their conversation with me might be the only one of the day.

kermie · « **Reply #13 on:** February 06, 2006, 06:12:52 pm »

Ah thats so sweet. sometimesthey just don't know when to shut up though!

loulou · « **Reply #14 on:** February 06, 2006, 07:33:26 pm »

One day we will all be old

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Author Topic: old people (Read 3114 times)