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« on: January 29, 2006, 11:57:39 pm »

If you know George who rings me three times a week trying to sell me double glazing can you ask him to stop.

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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2006, 11:58:31 pm »


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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2006, 11:58:55 pm »
It's far from funny.
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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2006, 12:03:27 am »


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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2006, 01:12:24 am »
invite him around them kidnapp him! or better stil do teh pjan tea bag advert and play muisce to him adn say you cal is impertatn please hold

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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2006, 06:59:01 am »
Lou, next time he rings ask him to hang on a minute, then, without ringing off, put the receiver down for ages and ages so he can't speak to you or ring anyone else!
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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2006, 09:19:41 am »
Fantastic Idea!

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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2006, 09:33:43 am »
Even better, play 'Greensleeves' on a pan pipe down the phone at him for an hour, stopping every five minutes to say 'your call is important to us, please continue to hold...'
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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2006, 10:42:16 am »

or just screeam down teh line


 


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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2006, 10:44:43 am »
Sounds like you need an answering machine Lou, then you could record a message especially for him!

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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2006, 11:15:49 am »
I like all your ideas.
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« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2006, 11:29:22 am »
make an appointment for him to come round   really late  so he has had to stay on at work specially as u "cant do any other  time"  and whe he turns up open door and say sorry i dont need a quote anymore i gave the job to the guy thats just left

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« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2006, 11:37:27 am »
Whenever anyone phones to sell me something, I tell them "my husband works for..." and insert the name of their rival company. They seldom bother getting in touch again.

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« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2006, 11:45:03 am »
Now that IS good.
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« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2006, 01:18:58 pm »
Super idea! I will be trying that one next time.