Was she a plant?
Until recently, there were nine women and one man in our office. We usually go out to dinner once a term and one year we went to a new restaurant and our one and only man sat at the head of the table. Now we are all around the 40 - 50 mark and the waitress asked us if we were a family group.
"Yes" I told her "We are Mormons, and we are all his wives".
We nearly got thrown out!