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« on: January 25, 2006, 02:46:12 pm »

From Family Fortunes:


'Name a Paris landmark' - 'Hawaii'


'Name a type of ache' - 'Fillet of fish'


'Name something red' - 'My cardigan'


'Name a famous Arthur' - 'Shakespeare'


Same question - 'Arthur Sixpence'


Weakest Link:


'Complete the name of Madonna's 1990 world tour - Blonde...' - 'Tart?'


'What w describes the area at the side of a theatre's stage?' - 'Sydney Opera House?'

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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2006, 02:55:03 pm »


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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2006, 03:01:16 pm »

Also from Family Fortunes:


Name a bird with a long neck - "Naomi Cambell"


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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2006, 03:03:40 pm »
 I forgot that one!
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2006, 03:09:17 pm »


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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2006, 03:13:21 pm »

From the weakest link:


Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels, travelling
entertainers or chocolate salesmen?
Contestant: Chocolate salesmen.


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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2006, 03:16:50 pm »

From 'This Morning':


Richard: In which US state would you find L.A.?


Caller: Er, pass.


Judy (singing to give him a hint): 'I wish they all could be la-la-la-la girls!'


Caller: Er... New York?

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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2006, 03:21:24 pm »
Even I would get that one!

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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2006, 05:57:50 pm »
Old but spicey!

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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2006, 02:05:04 pm »

Fifteen to One:


Host: In equestrianism, what speed comes between a trot and a gallop?


Contestant: A trollop?

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« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2006, 05:13:24 pm »
Old but spicey!

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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2006, 08:15:31 am »
I loved 15 to 1, why did c4 get rid of it?

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« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2006, 10:09:39 am »

Didn't they change the title for the last series as well? A sure way to kill a successful show.


I'll always remember an episode where this really thick but very pretty girl won. All the women were nominating her for every question with barely disguised hatred, but none of the men would nominate her! I think it was the excitement of seeing a woman on 15 to 1 who was under 40 and not wearing a flowery dress and Jilly Cooper hairdo!

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