Author Topic: Chav joke (Read 3729 times)

chocolate chick · « **Reply #15 on:** January 25, 2006, 02:38:32 pm »

*rolls eyes some more*

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #16 on:** January 25, 2006, 03:03:25 pm »

What do you call a chav in a locker? Safe

smurfboy · « **Reply #17 on:** January 25, 2006, 03:05:18 pm »

smurfboy · « **Reply #18 on:** January 25, 2006, 03:06:08 pm »

What do you call a 30 year-old Chavette with a pram?

A grandmother.

chocolate chick · « **Reply #19 on:** January 25, 2006, 03:08:57 pm »

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #20 on:** January 25, 2006, 03:14:34 pm »

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house? The burglar.

chocolate chick · « **Reply #21 on:** January 25, 2006, 03:15:57 pm »

*groans a little*

I will be retelling these tonight

smurfboy · « **Reply #22 on:** January 25, 2006, 03:18:27 pm »

Chav child to mom doing the washing up: 'Mummy, why are you hands so soft?'

Mom: 'Because I'm only twelve'.

chocolate chick · « **Reply #23 on:** January 25, 2006, 03:19:41 pm »

goldencup · « **Reply #24 on:** January 25, 2006, 04:48:17 pm »

Did you hear about the Chavette who went to the Benefits office to claim for her three sons, all called Wayne, as it made things simpler when she needed to call them.

"But what happens when you only want to speak to one of them," asked the lady behind the desk.

"Simple innit," said the Chavette. "I just call them by their surnames."

oldspice · « **Reply #25 on:** January 25, 2006, 05:56:01 pm »

What have I started?

homer · « **Reply #26 on:** January 26, 2006, 11:49:34 am »

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #27 on:** January 26, 2006, 11:57:20 am »

oldspice · « **Reply #28 on:** January 26, 2006, 05:20:48 pm »

Have you heard about the new singing duo from Essex?

Chav and Dave

loulou · « **Reply #29 on:** January 26, 2006, 11:52:44 pm »

News:

Author Topic: Chav joke (Read 3729 times)