Author Topic: Chav joke (Read 3728 times)

oldspice · « **on:** January 25, 2006, 07:05:39 am »

What is a chav's favourite fruit?

A Burberry!

loulou · « **Reply #1 on:** January 25, 2006, 07:09:02 am »

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #2 on:** January 25, 2006, 08:31:17 am »

There should be a groan emoticon!

chocolate chick · « **Reply #3 on:** January 25, 2006, 09:39:26 am »

smurfboy · « **Reply #4 on:** January 25, 2006, 02:02:43 pm »

What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.

chocolate chick · « **Reply #5 on:** January 25, 2006, 02:17:12 pm »

smurfboy · « **Reply #6 on:** January 25, 2006, 02:21:55 pm »

What do a chav and a slinky have in common?

Neither has any practical use, but it's great fun watching one fall down the stairs.

chocolate chick · « **Reply #7 on:** January 25, 2006, 02:28:00 pm »

Have you got a chav joke book there?

smurfboy · « **Reply #8 on:** January 25, 2006, 02:30:06 pm »

What do you call a chav with one GCSE?

'Brains'.

chocolate chick · « **Reply #9 on:** January 25, 2006, 02:30:57 pm »

Thats naughty

smurfboy · « **Reply #10 on:** January 25, 2006, 02:32:51 pm »

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

chocolate chick · « **Reply #11 on:** January 25, 2006, 02:33:14 pm »

smurfboy · « **Reply #12 on:** January 25, 2006, 02:33:57 pm »

What do you call a chav in a box?

Innit!

chocolate chick · « **Reply #13 on:** January 25, 2006, 02:34:31 pm »

*rolls eyes*

smurfboy · « **Reply #14 on:** January 25, 2006, 02:37:14 pm »

Wait til you hear this one...

What do you call an Eskimo chav?

Innuinnit!

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