Author Topic: Joke heard yesterday (Read 3223 times)

chocoboo · « **on:** January 19, 2006, 10:16:12 am »

How many women with PMT does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Does it f*cking matter!

smurfboy · « **Reply #1 on:** January 19, 2006, 11:09:39 am »

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One - but the lightbulb has to want to change...

kermie · « **Reply #2 on:** January 19, 2006, 11:20:53 am »

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chocolate chick · « **Reply #3 on:** January 19, 2006, 01:51:46 pm »

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #4 on:** January 19, 2006, 01:55:52 pm »

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(tm) as the new standard

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #5 on:** January 19, 2006, 05:30:31 pm »

I still like that joke with teh num! adn teh vanpier

oldspice · « **Reply #6 on:** January 19, 2006, 07:44:19 pm »

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #7 on:** January 19, 2006, 07:46:35 pm »

here teh joke

there two nuns driving along in a car when it gounds to a halt because ther a vampier in teh middle of the road!

then one nun look to the othe rand says " got out of the car adn your him yuor cross"

so she get out teh car and says " get out "!£$$£!" way you "$%£$%£%

oldspice · « **Reply #8 on:** January 19, 2006, 08:19:18 pm »

Yes, I've heard that one. What about this one:

A nun is in the bath when there is a knock at the door. "Who is it?" she calles.

"It's the blind man" comes the reply.

"OK" she calls "Come in". I

In he walks, looks at her and says "Great tits. Where do you want me to hang the blind?"

smurfboy · « **Reply #9 on:** January 19, 2006, 08:24:53 pm »

Two nuns are sitting chatting on a bench. They're just about to head back to the convent when a naked man runs past. The nuns are of course very shocked - in fact, one of them has a stroke.

The other one can't quite reach...

goldencup · « **Reply #10 on:** January 19, 2006, 08:34:39 pm »

By the way, have I not mentioned that I'm a nun?

oldspice · « **Reply #11 on:** January 19, 2006, 08:38:37 pm »

I know you told us you had some dirty habits!

smurfboy · « **Reply #12 on:** January 19, 2006, 08:39:46 pm »

loulou · « **Reply #13 on:** January 19, 2006, 09:26:11 pm »

Quote from: smurfboy

Two nuns are sitting chatting on a bench. They're just about to head back to the convent when a naked man runs past. The nuns are of course very shocked - in fact, one of them has a stroke.

The other one can't quite reach...

Was she ok?

goldencup · « **Reply #14 on:** January 19, 2006, 09:27:30 pm »

Quote from: oldspice

I know you told us you had some dirty habits!

Damn - you stole my punchline!

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