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« Reply #45 on: January 07, 2006, 02:25:37 pm »

It just gets better Smurfy - you should send some extracts to magazines - I feel a weekly column coming on!


P.S.  Can I be your agent?

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« Reply #46 on: January 07, 2006, 11:55:47 pm »
Can I be the tea girl?
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« Reply #47 on: January 07, 2006, 11:57:07 pm »
Do you make good tea though?
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« Reply #48 on: January 07, 2006, 11:57:56 pm »
we can get  a machine
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« Reply #49 on: January 07, 2006, 11:59:05 pm »
A tea machine?  Certainly not!  Coffee possibly.  (What's a cafetiere?)
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« Reply #50 on: January 08, 2006, 12:00:09 am »
erm a thingy with a plunger
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« Reply #51 on: January 08, 2006, 12:02:52 am »
You need to watch Katherine (Catherine?) Tate!
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« Reply #52 on: January 08, 2006, 04:17:54 pm »

Quote from: goldencup
(What's a cafetiere?)


I dunno!!

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« Reply #53 on: January 08, 2006, 04:32:19 pm »
A cafetiere is one of those glass jars things you fill with real coffee in like a metal dish and then fill with boiling water so it filters through.  Or something like that.

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« Reply #54 on: January 08, 2006, 04:39:05 pm »
chocoboo don't explain. I did that last night not realising GC was being funny. I don't watch Catherine Tate so didn't get the joke.
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« Reply #55 on: January 08, 2006, 04:39:51 pm »
Smurfy, are you related to Barbara Cartland?
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« Reply #56 on: January 08, 2006, 04:57:37 pm »
I'm lost

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« Reply #57 on: January 08, 2006, 05:47:03 pm »

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Smurfy, are you related to Barbara Cartland?


No, but she is one of my major influences, along with 'The Amulet of Love', written by a mysterious B. Hunter.

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« Reply #58 on: January 08, 2006, 06:20:35 pm »
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« Reply #59 on: January 08, 2006, 07:41:59 pm »
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