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« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2006, 10:09:53 am »

Gerard stood by the mirror, adjusting the cravat of his morning suit. Although now in his seventy-second year, his cobalt blue eyes still retained a glint of youthful exuberance, enhanced by the excitement at the joyful day ahead.


Emilia appeared in the doorway, resplendent in coral silk. 'Well dad', she said, glowing with maternal pride, 'what do you think of your grandaughter?'


Gerard gasped as Jocasta nervously entered the room. Happiness and anticipation shone from her flawless, angelic visage. 'Oh darling', Gerard said, 'you look divine. No bride has ever been so beautiful'. Gerard's eyes became misty for a moment as the years evaporated in his mind. 'Do you know, sometimes it seems like just weeks ago that I was waiting at the altar for my beautiful young wife to be'.


'Oh grandad', sighed Jocasta, clasping his warm hand to her own dainty digits. 'How long has it been now? Three months?' Gerard nodded, blinking back tears.


'And the police still haven't caught up with Sing-Wu?'


'No, disappeared into thin air, with 30 grand of my bloody money', snapped Gerard bitterly. 'And they've shut the bloody website down. I tell you this for nothing, that's the last time I shop online'.

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« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2006, 10:34:59 am »
Lots of colourful dresses at this wedding then

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« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2006, 10:52:41 am »
They will all colour clash on the photos.
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« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2006, 11:06:41 am »
This story should be made into a soap opera (complete with wobbly cardboard set) in a Sons and Daughters stylee

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« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2006, 11:58:52 am »
How about giving them all shoulder pads in their bright dresses and doing it Dallas style.
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« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2006, 01:04:11 pm »

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They will all colour clash on the photos.


I think they will co-ordinate beautifully.

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« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2006, 01:14:03 pm »
Yes, if the photos are in black and white

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« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2006, 01:47:26 pm »
smurfy are you colour blind?
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« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2006, 01:50:43 pm »
No I'm not, piss off. You just think you're special because you've got green stars...
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« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2006, 01:51:25 pm »
you told me they were orange.
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« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2006, 01:53:23 pm »
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« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2006, 02:11:23 pm »
There are 4 offices near mine and are all occupied by men who are colourblind. So the day we had a robbery nearby I was the only one who knew the stranger who was nosing around was wearing a red t-shirt.

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« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2006, 02:15:18 pm »
Red t shirt? Possibly comic relief
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« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2006, 02:15:30 pm »

How bizarre.


So are you lot all planning to have one of those dreadful weddings where they tell you on the invite what colour you have to wear?

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« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2006, 02:17:45 pm »
I would like to wear a red wedding dress and have bridesmaids in black and would like all my guests to wear white.
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