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« on: January 04, 2006, 01:56:52 pm »

Jocasta turned towards her mother, almost shaking with nerves and excitement. 'Well?'


Emilia looked at her daughter, a virginal vision in the pure white hand-stitched gown. Every individually sewn pearl on the bodice seemed to shine with Jocasta's flawless beauty. 'Oh darling', said Emilia, choking back tears of pride. 'You look so beautiful. I wish your father could be here to see this day'.


'Me too', replied Jocasta, her own eyes now moist. 'If only he hadn't lamped that screw one. Never mind losing his day release, he'll be lucky if his parole's not up the swanee too. Silly bleeder'.

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« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2006, 04:20:18 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2006, 05:50:51 pm »
Yea!! It's back!!StrollingMinstrel38721.7439467593

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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2006, 06:54:37 pm »
Old but spicey!

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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2006, 07:10:17 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2006, 07:37:13 pm »
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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2006, 08:53:11 pm »
write some more smurfy please
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2006, 08:56:01 pm »
Yes and take a long time over it!
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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2006, 08:56:36 pm »
hee hee
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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2006, 01:37:25 pm »

Serafina gazed at her sister, the epitome of fresh, innocent beauty in her wedding gown. Staring down at her own oyster grey dress, she dreamt of that wonderful day many years ahead when she would no longer be the bridesmaid; when it would be she who commanded the attention of all eyes as she prepared to give herself to her one and only.


'If only Darren had pulled out in time behind the chippy', thought Serafina bitterly. She looked down at her dress again - she was definitely showing. Breathing in all day was going to be bloody murder.

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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2006, 01:39:22 pm »
This just gets better
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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2006, 04:51:07 pm »

Clever stuff, you have missed your vocation


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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2006, 10:42:02 pm »
Not yet he hasn't. There's still time.
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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2006, 11:30:54 pm »
Poor Smurfy - what holiday was it you missed?
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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2006, 11:54:15 pm »
the bus
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