Author Topic: Amphibian joke (Read 2500 times)

« **on:** December 14, 2005, 09:35:49 pm »

Q. What happened to the frog who was parked on double yellow lines?

A. He was toad away.

smurfboy · « **Reply #1 on:** December 14, 2005, 09:42:10 pm »

Q: Why did the snooker play go to the toilet?

A: To pot the brown.

loulou · « **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2005, 12:42:55 am »

Q. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?

A. No idea

« **Reply #3 on:** December 15, 2005, 05:53:25 am »

Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A. A cloud

« **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2005, 05:54:20 am »

Quote from: smurfboy

Q: Why did the snooker play go to the toilet?

A: To pot the brown.

Gay.

« **Reply #5 on:** December 15, 2005, 05:54:44 am »

Sorry.

oldspice · « **Reply #6 on:** December 15, 2005, 06:59:35 am »

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesawus

goldencup · « **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2005, 08:33:28 am »

I suppose I'd better do the follow-up to Loulou's joke:

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

StrollingMinstrel · « **Reply #8 on:** December 15, 2005, 11:34:28 am »

Q What do you call as french sandal maker?

A Phillipe Philope

smurfboy · « **Reply #9 on:** December 15, 2005, 03:08:13 pm »

Q: How do you make a hormone?

A: Don't pay her.

oldspice · « **Reply #10 on:** December 15, 2005, 08:30:24 pm »

Strollingminstrel - yours is so funny

I'm going to tell it at our office Christmas dinner tomorrow night

StrollingMinstrel · « **Reply #11 on:** December 15, 2005, 09:26:41 pm »

Thanks Spicey, it is my all time fav joke!

loulou · « **Reply #12 on:** December 16, 2005, 12:08:53 am »

Quote from: goldencup

I suppose I'd better do the follow-up to Loulou's joke:

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

Good. Now I have a part 2 to my joke.lol

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