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« **on:** December 13, 2005, 05:15:32 am »

Santa Claus was injured slightly yesterday when he slipped on a bit of a snow, it was revealed.

'It's nothing serious and he'll be OK for the big day", a toyland source said. "He's been very busy lately but he's having a day's break, to recuperate".

Mr Claus was not available for comment.

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loulou · « **Reply #1 on:** December 13, 2005, 04:34:22 pm »

It was probably the weight of the sack of presents he was bringing me.

minty · « **Reply #2 on:** December 13, 2005, 06:14:55 pm »

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« **Reply #3 on:** December 13, 2005, 08:58:52 pm »

My girlfriend is getting a rather large dose of Toblerone.

loulou · « **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2005, 12:45:24 am »

Who from ?

« **Reply #5 on:** December 15, 2005, 05:50:47 am »

Me. Went to Ann Summers yesterday. (Full of hot totty, but I digress). Bought my girlfriend a little French Maid's all in one piece with skimpy panties to match. £32 - but we're worth it.

She's at her Dad's Christmas Day, so I've warned her not to open it in front of the whole family.

loulou · « **Reply #6 on:** December 16, 2005, 12:19:47 am »

I prefer La Senza to Ann Summers.

minty · « **Reply #7 on:** December 17, 2005, 10:34:59 pm »

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loulou · « **Reply #8 on:** December 17, 2005, 10:43:42 pm »

When i buy something for myself I pretend its a present so it gets wrapped in that lovely box.

« **Reply #9 on:** December 18, 2005, 09:18:34 am »

I've never heard of La Senza. Is there one in Nottingham?

minty · « **Reply #10 on:** December 18, 2005, 10:08:50 am »

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« **Reply #11 on:** December 18, 2005, 10:11:39 am »

OK thanks, will have a look on Monday.

* Wonder if they do school uniforms?*

minty · « **Reply #12 on:** December 18, 2005, 10:16:59 am »

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oldspice · « **Reply #13 on:** December 18, 2005, 10:32:23 am »

Ann Summers is always going to be popular with a certain type of male but La Senza is much more what women would choose for themselves.

« **Reply #14 on:** December 18, 2005, 10:49:55 am »

Quote from: minty

NO!

Oh well. Think I might go to a school outfitters and get my Girlfriend a proper one and be done with it. I wonder if I said it was for my girlfriend, who is a rather young 43 they would think I was naughty?

They would probably ring the police or something. Fascist prudes

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