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minty · « **on:** December 04, 2005, 10:35:12 am »

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« **Reply #1 on:** December 04, 2005, 10:38:24 am »

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #2 on:** December 04, 2005, 01:46:29 pm »

that great! minty

bu tlets be fiar at least he doesn't live in the UK he woudl be costing teh NHS in New heart, liver transplante, then those heart attacks, stoke high blood prusure!,

How oes he stay SO FAT!"

« **Reply #3 on:** December 04, 2005, 01:55:44 pm »

That's easy for you to say!

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #4 on:** December 04, 2005, 02:17:42 pm »

how isn't he a acholcoh with all that free bozzes he gets?

oldspice · « **Reply #5 on:** December 04, 2005, 02:59:32 pm »

A programme on Tv said that reindeers don't eat carrots.

« **Reply #6 on:** December 04, 2005, 04:00:24 pm »

Then how do they see so well in the dark when delivering all the presents?

smurfboy · « **Reply #7 on:** December 04, 2005, 05:54:05 pm »

minty · « **Reply #8 on:** December 04, 2005, 07:11:03 pm »

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« **Reply #9 on:** December 04, 2005, 07:15:40 pm »

Reindeers are a ruminant* and I think they eat grass and some roots.

*An animal that chews the cud.

minty · « **Reply #10 on:** December 04, 2005, 07:23:00 pm »

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« **Reply #11 on:** December 04, 2005, 07:25:36 pm »

He has sherry in our house. I know one thing, if his deers poo on my petunias again there'll be trouble.

minty · « **Reply #12 on:** December 04, 2005, 07:33:28 pm »

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« **Reply #13 on:** December 04, 2005, 07:38:47 pm »

He'll be pissed

minty · « **Reply #14 on:** December 04, 2005, 07:49:23 pm »

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