-with zero enthusiam-
"we wish you a mery christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, and a happy new..."
-grubby little hand reaches out at this point for money-
WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT, HONESTLY?
-door slams violently, to the sound of a couple of kids shouting obsceneties through the letterbox. same every year! trick-or-treaters are better these days!-