Charles WILL be King, unless a) his mum outlives him or b) there is a sudden surge in support for Republicanism in the next few years and the Monarchy is abolished. No way will it skip a generation.
or c) Camilla kills him
Are there any decent places for them to go clubbing Lou? Will he stumble out of a bar at 2am, throw up in the gutter then moon at passing cars before going for a curry?
Hope they enjoyed them! Were they green wellies she put on do you think?
Have they got a baby? Did I dream it or did they have a girl? If so, why don't we ever see it or hear about it? Is it retarded?
They had a little girl called Louise. Maybe she is ugly and that's why you never see her. Or perhaps it's like kids in soap operas; Royal kids can only appear once every six months!
Louise has a problem with her eyes.