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smurfboy · « **Reply #15 on:** November 03, 2005, 10:01:43 pm »

Cilla: That's right Ted, I want you and Bob to be the first contestants on my new show, Fight to the Death.

Ted: Fight to the Death?

Noel: That's right Ted. I'm Cilla's co-host. We put you and Bob in a ring to fight it out. The one left alive wins a car!

Bob: I'm up for it!

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #16 on:** November 03, 2005, 10:08:55 pm »

TED: who teh othe rhost?

cilla: will chucks it Mr blobbly!

Ted: ohhhh I don't like that bit I'm not sure i'm up for that!

Mr blobby: boab abolb bolbby

smurfboy · « **Reply #17 on:** November 03, 2005, 10:35:54 pm »

Noel: Mr Blobby, look out! There's a pin on that chair!

Bob: Too late - he's exploded!

Cilla: Ooh, that's a lorra lorra pink and yellow skin everywhere!

Ted: I'll get a broom.

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #18 on:** November 03, 2005, 10:42:21 pm »

cilla: will noel do you want to be the new host:

Noel: eh No, I have no tv deal coming up

cilli: wel chuck wha ti'm I going to do

TED: will i'm FREE!

viking · « **Reply #19 on:** November 03, 2005, 11:15:04 pm »

loulou · « **Reply #20 on:** November 04, 2005, 12:37:12 am »

Bob: Ted are you really John Inman?

Ted: No I am Mrs.Slocombe but i had the operation

Bob: On the NHS or private?

Ted: In Yakbrabstankinov actually

smurfboy · « **Reply #21 on:** November 04, 2005, 12:47:56 am »

Bob: So Ted, will you dye your hair green like Mrs S?

Ted: Only if you keep an eye on my pussy while I'll nip to Boots.

Bob: Okay... ooh, hang on, what's up with Cilla?

Cilla: Help chuck, I think I'm choking!

loulou · « **Reply #22 on:** November 04, 2005, 12:51:33 am »

Ted: Bob what did you put in Cilla's tea?

Bob: We were out of milk so I used an egg white

Cilla: I'm allergic to chickens

Noel : Gotcha

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #23 on:** November 04, 2005, 12:27:55 pm »

Mr bobbly bob bo o 999

Bob: good idea

cilla: I hope I won tget a load load laugh for this!

Noel: I can now see me tv comeback!

ted: bob should you be of to boot now ?

smurfboy · « **Reply #24 on:** November 04, 2005, 12:58:46 pm »

Bob: No time for that Ted, Cilla's choking! I'll go and fetch Dr Wimley, you get her some water!

Noel: What about my comeback?

Ted: You selfish sod! You should be ashamed.

Noel: You're right. I used to care about others. Thank you Ted, you've shown me the error of my ways. I'll go to hospital with Cilla and visit some sick children while I'm there.

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #25 on:** November 04, 2005, 01:04:03 pm »

Ted: mayby you shoudl just sitkc with cill awe don't need any more problme with kids aswell

Noel and wha tdo you mean by that!

Bob : you can't speak to ted like that!

smurfboy · « **Reply #26 on:** November 04, 2005, 05:02:01 pm »

Noel: And who's going to stop me?

Ted: Me, that's who!

Noel: Ouch, my nose! I think you've broken it!

Cilla: Oi chuck, I thought you were fetching the doctor! I'm in a lorra lorra pain here!

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #27 on:** November 04, 2005, 07:29:17 pm »

bob: Iwil run your in my car cilli come and the rest of you I can;t leave you lot

VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM to A&E

Bob: Nusres nurse I need a tolly

ted: for cili, noel adn mr blobby!

smurfboy · « **Reply #28 on:** November 04, 2005, 07:36:51 pm »

Nurse: Ooh look, it's Cilla! Can I have your autograph?

Bob: We haven't got time for that, she's having an allergic reaction!

Doctor: I'll handle this... hang on, don't I know you? It's Bob isn't it?

Bob: Oh my God!

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #29 on:** November 04, 2005, 07:41:00 pm »

Docote I thourgh I woudl never see you again ever since that at my wifes wedding!

BOB: I still can't belive we got away with on your honeyman,

TED: He still together!

cilli wha tABout me chucks?

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Author Topic: NEW game CONTINAUL (Read 5173 times)