so her we go your get 4 LINES EACH and you have to conitanul the converstion!!!
her BOB & ted again to start us off...
Bob: what are you up to ted?
ted: why do yuo want to know?
bob: well it would explain what's that doing thier
Bob: I can't explain it Ted, it's a secret.
Ted: Even from me, your oldest friend?
Bob: Especially from you Ted.
Ted: So should I leave?
Ted: It's my trombone
Bob: Is it always that shiny
Ted: Only on sundays when I polish it
Bob: Do you use Mr. Sheen?
ted: why should I go your teh oen asking me?
bob: what about that other thing
ted: what thing
bob: that Wisk, the leck and that video camrae?
ted: your stil havn't ask my first question?
Bob: I don't have to answer to you Ted!
Ted: Well if that's how you feel, I will go!
Bob: What, who's that at the door?
Ted: Oh my god, it can't be!
BOB it is
Mr blobby: boob a boob abobbly!
Ted: it is adn he's got a frined with him
bob: who is it?
Ted: It's that twat Noel Edmonds!
Noel: Thanks a lot Ted!
Bob: Ignore him, he's in a strop.
Ted: Are you surprised?b
Bob: He is with Cilla Black
Ted: She is blind and looking for a date
Bob: What will Alfie say?
Ted: Alfie Moon?
Bob: No, Alfie from that film.
Ted: Oh, I see. I didn't know she was blind.
Bob: Why else would she have that dead red rat on her head?
Ted: That's her hair you ponce.
Bob : She needs to see Trinny and Susannah or go on Extreme Makeover
Ted: I think she is fit
Bob: You think everyone is fit.
Ted: I think you are fit Bobby pet.
Bob: Ted! Why now, after all these years?
Ted: I'm not getting any younger Bob. I can't lie to myself any more.
Bob: Is that why you always said you found men's bodies sickening?
Ted: That was someone else.
Bob: But I have a wife
Ted: Divorce her
Bob: I can't divorce her, I need a British passport
Ted: I will come back to Yakbrakstankinov with you
bob: I don't live thier, I live in ............... Welsh!
Ted: A no not there
bob: I can't belive that
Ted: bob why is mr blobby, noel, cila , have as tea party on that table, did you en right them all agin?
Noel: I hate to interrupt but I'm thirsty. Any chance of a cuppa?
Bob: Of course, where are my manners? Milk, sugar?
Noel: Milk with one please.
Bob: Cilla?
Cilla: I'll 'ave a cuppa with a lorra lorra milk please chuck, but no sugar, I'm on a diet.
Ted: what are ther doing here bob
bob: well there her to dtart the TV come come back With our HELP
