Author Topic: Halloween (Read 3992 times)

oldspice · « **on:** October 30, 2005, 06:41:04 pm »

Am I the only miserable old grouch on the Forum who hates people knocking on my door asking me to participate in trick or treating?

I hate anyone knocking on my door anyway. Salesmen, Bettaware merchants, God peddlars - I hate them all knocking. I feel it is an intrusion.

I've had sdeveral round already tonight and it's not halloween until tomorrow!

Shall I give them some humbugs?

nightowl17 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 30, 2005, 06:41:49 pm »

i don't think it is safe to answer the door when it is dark.

« **Reply #2 on:** October 30, 2005, 06:55:51 pm »

Oldspice ask that what they are doing for their "reward".

When I went "guising" as a child we always had to tell a joke or sing a song for our reward.

If they say "Eh?"

Tell them to piss off back to Uncle Sam.

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sillyyank03 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 30, 2005, 07:47:18 pm »

Ouch, that's a bit harsh...

I'm all ready for any trick-or-treaters that come knocking on my door (providing I'm in). I only got 1 last year, but perhaps there will be more this year.

« **Reply #4 on:** October 30, 2005, 08:05:35 pm »

Sorry Sillyyank03.

I just find that your county's traditions have usurped ours on this date. A hollowed out turnip is soooooooo much more hardwork!

« **Reply #5 on:** October 30, 2005, 08:50:23 pm »

I allow trick or treaters as long as they're female and between 16 - 18.

loulou · « **Reply #6 on:** October 31, 2005, 08:15:05 am »

The sky is blue, the grass is green

have you got a penny for halloween.

That would get sweets from me but trick or treaters can p off.

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #7 on:** October 31, 2005, 08:47:51 am »

it all for the us, your right bounty tel them to go back to uncle sam!

and

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2005, 08:49:21 am »

all on US thing anways. your right bounty tell tehm to go back to uncle sam!

with all tha tvcoilet criem & drus < Murders, EVIL MEN (P)

do you realy want you going out

smurfboy · « **Reply #9 on:** October 31, 2005, 02:01:38 pm »

A couple of years back I got 'trick or treat - well give us some money then!' I told them to f**k off, cheeky little sods!

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #10 on:** October 31, 2005, 02:50:27 pm »

Trick or treaters are welcome to my pumpkin's innards or any food in my house that is past its 'best before' date

If they think they are getting money or chocolate they have another think coming ...

loulou · « **Reply #11 on:** October 31, 2005, 07:14:34 pm »

If I had a gun i would shoot them for knocking my door and making my dog bark.

oldspice · « **Reply #12 on:** October 31, 2005, 07:27:22 pm »

I put a notice on my door. It said:

We do not celebrate Halloween. No trick or treat callers please.

Thank you

Aren't I polite!!?

goldencup · « **Reply #13 on:** October 31, 2005, 07:29:57 pm »

But has it worked?

« **Reply #14 on:** October 31, 2005, 07:31:10 pm »

Quote from: oldspice

I put a notice on my door. It said:

We do not celebrate Halloween. No trick or treat callers please.

Thank you

Aren't I polite!!?

Rocket coming through your letterbox I think!

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Author Topic: Halloween (Read 3992 times)