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« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2005, 12:05:48 am »
I think they are a pair if arseholes. Every week they are in some
trashy magazine, I cant help but notice when Im at the chekout cos they
put all the magazines there. Good for passing time but I cant believe
people buy them to read in the comfort of their own home

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« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2005, 12:16:15 am »
I must admit I did buy the wedding issue  It had a kind of 'car crash' quality...
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« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2005, 10:08:33 am »
I brought the wedding edition too 

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« Reply #33 on: October 18, 2005, 12:57:18 pm »
Was it riveting reading? 

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« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2005, 02:13:33 pm »
Bhs was selling the wedding issue for £1 so my mam got mine for me. It was quite good.
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« Reply #35 on: October 18, 2005, 02:13:40 pm »

The best bit was trying to work out if they actually knew any of the guests!


I saw one shot and I honestly thought it was the dolls on the wedding cake in close-up. It was actually them! That's how plastic they looked!

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« Reply #36 on: October 18, 2005, 02:15:01 pm »
The bridesmaids definitely outshone Jordan and I wonder why Peter hadn't got a tailor to turn up his trousers.
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« Reply #37 on: October 18, 2005, 02:20:45 pm »
How much Botox had he had too?
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« Reply #38 on: October 18, 2005, 02:22:15 pm »
Jordan had botox. I seen Jade Goody getting botox the other night. The needles go in quite some way and there was blood.
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« Reply #39 on: October 18, 2005, 10:51:10 pm »
I thought you only needed botox when you get old and wrinkly.



Does Jordan botox her boobs I wonder?



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« Reply #40 on: October 18, 2005, 11:46:06 pm »

Botox will prevent you getting wrinkly.


You only get it in your face and forehead, not your breasts.


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« Reply #41 on: October 19, 2005, 09:46:41 am »
Do boobs not get wrinkly as woman get older? 

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« Reply #42 on: October 19, 2005, 03:02:05 pm »
Come back in 30 years and I will tell you 

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« Reply #43 on: October 20, 2005, 10:47:50 pm »

I'll keep using the firming and anti wrinkle creams.

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« Reply #44 on: October 21, 2005, 07:50:31 am »
As you age, the skin becomes less firm and more slack so yes, boobs do become wrinkly. Look at the skin on the back of a older woman's hands.
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