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kevvosa · « **Reply #15 on:** October 13, 2005, 02:38:57 pm »

Quote from: loulou

I got vouchers for £50 from M&S for ants in bread buns.

How did that happen?!

I did a fake complaint to M&S once and got about £20 in vouchers. I
also once complained to Wilkinsons too because their sugar free sweets
caused stomach pains, and there was no warning on the pick and mix box.
I looked it up on the net and apparantly eating more than 6 or
something causes bloating and stomach pain.They gave me £20 in vouchers.

chocolate chick · « **Reply #16 on:** October 13, 2005, 05:39:11 pm »

I think lou can be very persuasive

kevvosa · « **Reply #17 on:** October 13, 2005, 08:11:42 pm »

I dread to think how.

loulou · « **Reply #18 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:46:04 pm »

I had 6 bread buns from M&S and they had ants stuck to the bottom so I went to see the manager and told him of my creepy crawlie phobia and he immediately gave me the vouchers. Don't you all remember me telling you how I spent the vouchers on M&S flowery toilet roll and stuff that I normally couldn't afford?

kevvosa · « **Reply #19 on:** October 13, 2005, 10:22:02 pm »

Typical woman, ooh, Ive got some vouchers, so I'll spend it on...toilet roll?

I bought a bottle of vodka with my M&S vouchers

« **Reply #20 on:** October 13, 2005, 10:24:47 pm »

Quote from: kevvosa

I did a fake complaint to M&S once and got about £20 in vouchers.

Just tell me where you stay and I'll let my colleagues in the profession know to look out for the f*ker who wastes companies time!

That is faker, by the way.

loulou · « **Reply #21 on:** October 13, 2005, 10:27:33 pm »

kevvosa · « **Reply #22 on:** October 13, 2005, 10:28:03 pm »

They should all know me by now

« **Reply #23 on:** October 13, 2005, 10:29:35 pm »

Yes we have got one of those in my area.

goldencup · « **Reply #24 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:05:27 pm »

Quote from: kevvosa

Typical woman, ooh, Ive got some vouchers, so I'll spend it on...toilet roll?
I bought a bottle of vodka with my M&S vouchers

Not just toilet roll - flowery toilet roll!

kevvosa · « **Reply #25 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:12:47 pm »

Yes and? Can your bum somehow detect that it is flowery when you use it?

goldencup · « **Reply #26 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:17:47 pm »

You have a flowery bum?

loulou · « **Reply #27 on:** October 14, 2005, 12:14:25 am »

Looked lovely in my bathroom.

chocolate chick · « **Reply #28 on:** October 14, 2005, 01:42:03 pm »

Flowery toilet paper is lovely

In Tesco you can get loo roll embosted with flowers

kevvosa · « **Reply #29 on:** October 14, 2005, 03:30:50 pm »

Nice I suppose if you're a Hyacinth Bouquet.

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