Author Topic: Marmite.......... (Read 7747 times)

nightowl17 · « **on:** October 08, 2005, 05:19:28 pm »

Sometimes I feel the urge to cover myself in marmite. Does anyone else feel the same way?

« **Reply #1 on:** October 08, 2005, 05:21:21 pm »

No I have no wish to cover you in marmite.

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nightowl17 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 08, 2005, 05:22:28 pm »

I mean yourself. Would you like to be rubbed down with jam or cottage cheese?

« **Reply #3 on:** October 08, 2005, 05:25:32 pm »

Quote from: nightowl17

I mean yourself. Would you like to be rubbed down with jam or cottage cheese?

Well............you might not spot where the cottage cheese ended and the xxxxx started.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick0021.gif'" src="http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick0021.gif" border="0">

nightowl17 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 08, 2005, 05:26:48 pm »

I find most men like to be rubbed down with yogurt.

nightowl17 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 08, 2005, 05:27:10 pm »

Then spanked real hard whilst wearing a nappy.

« **Reply #6 on:** October 08, 2005, 05:28:11 pm »

hazelnut variety?

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nightowl17 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 08, 2005, 05:28:42 pm »

strawberry cos they like the feel off the pips.

« **Reply #8 on:** October 08, 2005, 05:30:31 pm »

...and HOW do you feel off pips?http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0022.gif'" src="http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0022.gif" border="0">

nightowl17 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 08, 2005, 05:31:28 pm »

They say that the pips feel nice and are a good exfoliater. I should know. I am in the business.

« **Reply #10 on:** October 08, 2005, 05:33:59 pm »

of exfoliating?

Are you the singing detective?

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nightowl17 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 08, 2005, 05:35:33 pm »

I do sing a lot actually. My stage name is Gloria De La Chardonnay. I am also a beautician.

« **Reply #12 on:** October 08, 2005, 05:36:50 pm »

Gloria De La Chardonnay

You old soak

nightowl17 · « **Reply #13 on:** October 08, 2005, 05:37:25 pm »

Stop whining on.

oldspice · « **Reply #14 on:** October 08, 2005, 05:37:30 pm »

Good grief.

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Author Topic: Marmite.......... (Read 7747 times)