Thank you Goldencup, it's nice to be here. Mmmmmm, chocolate!
I wish it were a hotel of chocolate, like that ice hotel in somewhere like Finland that is on the news every winter, where everything is made of ice. Chocolate would be far friendlier to sit on.
The other website, Montezumas, I found after discovering the shop of it in Brighton. But just across the road from it is a crazy chocolate place where they make things like chairs and statues out of chocolate and make them look just like the real thing! Amazing! Wish I could remember the name of that too... anyone near Brighton by any chance?