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« Reply #75 on: October 03, 2005, 04:01:32 pm »
Teletubbies say "Goodbye"

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« Reply #76 on: October 03, 2005, 06:06:45 pm »
Chocolate frogs
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« Reply #77 on: October 03, 2005, 07:52:29 pm »
cillia white#

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« Reply #78 on: October 04, 2005, 06:48:49 am »
"Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on the table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an a**hole
(he's an a**hole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole
(he's an a**hole, such an a**hole)

I use public toilets
And I p**s on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an a**hole
(he's an a**hole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole
(he's the worlds biggest a**hole)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an a**hole
(he's an a**hole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole
(he's a big f***ing a**hole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I'm an a**hole
(he's an a**hole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole
(he's the world's biggest a**hole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear F***in' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty p**sed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how p**sed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an a**hole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that a**hole
And it turns out it was him
What an a**hole!

I'm an a**hole
(he's an **shole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole
(he's the worlds biggest a**hole)

A - ** - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - ** - HO - LE!

*dog barking noises*

I'm an a**hole and proud of it!"
I reject your reality and substitute my own.

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« Reply #79 on: October 04, 2005, 01:43:10 pm »

11 was a racehorse


22 was 12


1111 race


22112

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« Reply #80 on: October 04, 2005, 01:46:34 pm »

On yonder hill there stood a horse.


It's not there now.


It must have moved.

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« Reply #81 on: October 04, 2005, 01:53:15 pm »
Pretentious claptrap!!!!!
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« Reply #82 on: October 04, 2005, 02:07:06 pm »
The Belgian Congo
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« Reply #83 on: October 04, 2005, 05:36:41 pm »

every times I stand and stare I wronder,


everytime, and look and see I wronder


is it my or i'am i dreaming ?


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« Reply #84 on: October 04, 2005, 06:06:14 pm »
I've left the coconut and the montelimar, I don't like those.
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« Reply #85 on: October 04, 2005, 06:30:44 pm »

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.


i for one agree - theres nothing id require more right now that a zigazig ha.

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« Reply #86 on: October 04, 2005, 07:55:16 pm »
When I was a boy, just about the eighth-a grade
Mama used to say don't stay out-a late
With the bad-a boys, always shoot-a pool
Giuseppe going to flunk-a school

Boy, it make-a me sick, all the t'ing I gotta do
I can't-a get-a no kicks, always got to follow rules
Boy, it make-a me sick, just to make-a lousy bucks
Got to feel-a like a fool and-a mama used to say all-a time

What's-a matter you Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face

That's-a my mama, I can remember
Big accordion solo
Ah! Play dat again, Really nice, really nice

Soon-a come-a day, gonna be a big-a star
Den I make-a TV shows and-a movies
Get-a myself a new car, but still I be myself
I don't want-a to change a t'ing, still a-dance and a-sing
I t'ink about-a mama, she used to say

What's-a matter you Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do Why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face

Mama, she said it all-a da time
What's-a matter you Hey Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do Why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face
That s-a my mama

Hello, everybody!
'At's out-a dere in-a radio and-a TV land
Did you know I had a big-a hit-a song in-a Italy with-a disc
Shaddap-a you face
I sing-a dis-a song, all-a my fans applaud
Dey clap-a da hands, dat-a make me feel-a so good
You ought to learn-a dis-a song, it's-a real-a simple
See, I sing: what's-a matter you You sing Hey
Den I sing-a da rest and den at de end, we can all-a sing:
Ah, Shaddap-a you face! O.k., let's-a try it, really big

Uno, duo, tre, quatro
What's-a matter you Hey Gotta no respect Hey
What-a you t'ink you Hey do Why you look-a so sad Hey
It's-a not so bad Hey it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face
OK one more-a time for mama
What's-a matter you Hey Gotta no respect Hey
What-a you t'ink you Hey do Why you look-a so sad Hey
It's-a not so bad Hey it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap-a you face

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« Reply #87 on: October 05, 2005, 04:23:53 am »
Huff huff this stuff you know what I’m sayin’ huff give it to me

If I only could I’d set the world on fire ohhhhhhh huff it
If I only could I’d set the world on fire ohhhhhhh ohhhhhh

Chorus: if I only could I’d set the world on fire say huff the world (huff the
World) if I only could I’d set the world on fire say huff em all (huff em all)

Huff you huff me and huff us
Huff tom huff mary and huff gus
Huff darius
Huff the westcoast and huff everybody on the east eat stuff and die
Or huff off atleast
Huff preschoolers huff rollas kings and queens and gold jewlers
Huff wine coolas huff chicken huff ducks everybody in your crew sucks
Huff muthahuffs huff critics huff your review even if you like huff you
Huff your mom huff your moms momma huff the beastie boys and the dali llama
Huff rain forests huff a forrest gump you probably like it in the rump
Huff a shoe pump huff the real deal and huff and huff all the fakes
Huff all 52 states ohhhhh and huff you

Chorus x2

Huff oprah, huff opera, huff a soap opera
Huff a pop locker and a ock blocker
Huff your girlfriend, I probably did her already
Huff kyle and his brother tom petty, jump steady
My homie huff ’em what are ya gonna do
Huff that nitch man huff you
Yeah well huff you to
Don’t bother to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say huff 93 times
Huff the president, huff your welfare
Huff your government and huff fred bear
Huff nugent, like anybody gives a huff
You like to hunt a lot, so huffin what!
Huff disco, count a monty mrisco
Huff sisqo, and jack and jerry brisco
And huff everyone that went down
With the titanic, in a panic
I’m like, huff you all!!!!

Chorus x2

Huff celine dion and huff deion walrick
You both make me sick, huff my dick
Huff the berlin wall, both sides of it
And huff lyle loveitt, whoever the huff that is
Huff everybody in the hemisphere
Huff them across the world and huff them right here
You know the guy who operates the
Rouge river draw bridge in delray on jefferson?
Huff him!
Huff your idea, huff your gonarea,
Huff your diareaha, rocky miavia
Huff your wife your homie did he’s huffin you
Huff the police and the 502
Huff spin, rolling stone, and huff vibe
Huff everybody inside
Whoevers on the cover, huff his mother
Huff your little brother’s homie from along the way
And huff violent j
I reject your reality and substitute my own.

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« Reply #88 on: October 05, 2005, 02:31:03 pm »
Mamma mia, that's a spicy meatball!
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« Reply #89 on: October 06, 2005, 01:13:21 pm »
Chuck the montelimar my way oh mighty blue one