Author Topic: REALLY EASY WORD ASSOC! (Read 70621 times)

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #360 on:** November 30, 2005, 03:18:59 pm »

She looks like she could do with a good wash.

smurfboy · « **Reply #361 on:** November 30, 2005, 05:07:36 pm »

I was going to do duck a'la orange with potato dauphinoise and asparagus with rosemary butter, preceeded by an amuse bouche of butternut squash and coriander potage, and followed by chocolate creme brulee with fresh raspberries and mint leaves. Unfortunately I didn't have time to go shopping so we're having cup-a-soup, fish fingers with alphabites and noddle doodles, and a choc ice.

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #362 on:** November 30, 2005, 05:34:17 pm »

that it just scape it ! adn start again!

oldspice · « **Reply #363 on:** November 30, 2005, 07:08:41 pm »

We're knights of The Round Table

We dance whenever able.....

smurfboy · « **Reply #364 on:** November 30, 2005, 08:30:52 pm »

You made Barbara cry! That's not a wig. You do know it's her actual hair?!

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #365 on:** December 01, 2005, 08:29:55 am »

One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks,
'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?' Her mother replied,
'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while, and then said,
'So, Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

smurfboy · « **Reply #366 on:** December 01, 2005, 12:56:34 pm »

'Mommy, why are your hands so soft?'

'Because I told your dad if he didn't buy me a dishwasher I'd divorce him and screw him for every last penny, darling'.

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #367 on:** December 01, 2005, 09:14:34 pm »

what do you call a fling with a realation shiop addted

FLingamigic!

« **Reply #368 on:** December 01, 2005, 09:35:22 pm »

The garden had a small network of paths with colourful, early flowers along the borders. A Song Thrush was serenading the failing light, which was now slightly eerie with just the last glimmer of the setting sun on the horizon and a full moon in the opposite side of the evening sky. It felt lovely and the air was mellow with a faint waft of baking bread from a nearby brasserie.

from The Amulet of Love by me.

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #369 on:** December 02, 2005, 10:00:02 am »

Oh dear! well that how it goes !

smurfboy · « **Reply #370 on:** December 02, 2005, 01:30:42 pm »

Autumn leaves danced on the breeze as Jocasta stared dreamily through the bay window, longing for Rupert's return. As she twisted a tendril of her flame-coloured mane around her finger, she relieved the beautiful moment when he had pollenated her flower. As if by magic, his strong, manly form appeared in the doorway.

'Rupert!' cried Jocasta ecstatically. 'I'm so glad you're here! I need you to run me up to Asda, I need to do a big shop.'

From 'Love, Death and Marzipan' by me.

goldencup · « **Reply #371 on:** December 02, 2005, 07:23:59 pm »

wjp666 · « **Reply #372 on:** December 07, 2005, 12:37:18 am »

i AM a knight. and i DO say 'ni!' deal with it.

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #373 on:** December 07, 2005, 12:42:41 am »

I want, I want A vicount!

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #374 on:** December 07, 2005, 08:41:27 am »

Christmas time, mistletoe and wine.

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