Author Topic: REALLY EASY WORD ASSOC! (Read 72014 times)

smurfboy · « **Reply #330 on:** November 27, 2005, 02:35:41 pm »

So you reckon you had fruit for lunch, yeh? What was it, choclit orange?

loulou · « **Reply #331 on:** November 27, 2005, 02:37:27 pm »

Q: What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
A: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

smurfboy · « **Reply #332 on:** November 27, 2005, 03:04:07 pm »

Did you hear they're doing a spin-off of ebay just for Yorkshire?

It's called ebay gum.

loulou · « **Reply #333 on:** November 27, 2005, 03:04:36 pm »

« **Reply #334 on:** November 27, 2005, 03:09:08 pm »

Q. How many schoolgirls does it take to change a light bulb?

A. The more the better.

smurfboy · « **Reply #335 on:** November 27, 2005, 03:20:09 pm »

Q: How many schoolgirls does it take to pleasure Bounty?

A: He'll never know...

« **Reply #336 on:** November 27, 2005, 03:22:46 pm »

True. Except for when my girlfriend dresses up then it's one.

« **Reply #337 on:** November 27, 2005, 03:30:30 pm »

Q. How many Bountys does it take to wind Smurfy up?

A. One

loulou · « **Reply #338 on:** November 27, 2005, 03:31:15 pm »

I don't think Smurfy was wound up.

« **Reply #339 on:** November 27, 2005, 03:31:26 pm »

Q. How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. 1.4

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #340 on:** November 27, 2005, 05:50:00 pm »

did you knwo that 14% of peopel don't belive in sratices and I'm one of them

StrollingMinstrel · « **Reply #341 on:** November 27, 2005, 06:04:59 pm »

Would you like a garnish with your Brylcream sandwich?

« **Reply #342 on:** November 27, 2005, 06:05:23 pm »

I used to be a sratices sceptic too until I found one in my friend's garden. We took it to the vet and they said it was the first definite sighting for 29 years! It had played havoc with his wallflowers mind.

StrollingMinstrel · « **Reply #343 on:** November 27, 2005, 06:14:26 pm »

Is it a bruise... or just a blob of blackcurrent jam?

« **Reply #344 on:** November 27, 2005, 06:16:10 pm »

I thought the blackcurrant jam tasted of fish but it was caviar!

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