Author Topic: REALLY EASY WORD ASSOC! (Read 70871 times)

loulou · « **Reply #315 on:** November 23, 2005, 10:52:06 am »

and got out and said 'what have we here then'

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #316 on:** November 23, 2005, 11:02:55 am »

it a pig and cow going to the maket to get lovly lamb stew

chocolate chick · « **Reply #317 on:** November 23, 2005, 12:25:35 pm »

Nothing Officer

smurfboy · « **Reply #318 on:** November 23, 2005, 01:32:59 pm »

I shouldn't have married your father. I should have married Mr Smith, Delia's husband. Then i'd be Delia! And I'd have her life, with a lovely house in the country, with specialist food shops nearby, and friends who pop over for Christmas drinks...

chocolate chick · « **Reply #319 on:** November 23, 2005, 01:34:12 pm »

And a self cleaning kitchen

smurfboy · « **Reply #320 on:** November 23, 2005, 01:39:05 pm »

He said he was giving her the kiss of life, but she seemed to be breathing alright to me. You should have heard the earbashing his wife gave him! I never knew she knew such words, but apparently she's a regular theatre-goer.

loulou · « **Reply #321 on:** November 23, 2005, 03:41:33 pm »

She gets free tickets for sexual favours.

smurfboy · « **Reply #322 on:** November 23, 2005, 05:06:43 pm »

I'm making Brocolli Surprise. The surprise is it hasn't got any brocolli in, I've run out.

StrollingMinstrel · « **Reply #323 on:** November 26, 2005, 05:03:48 am »

And I'd have gotten away with it if it hadn't have been for those pesky kids!

smurfboy · « **Reply #324 on:** November 26, 2005, 07:26:39 pm »

Martin, it's Linda. I've got Joanna Hudson here, needs an extension on her essay. Jo Hudson? Hmm, let's see, how can I describe her... well she's got very short, dark hair, lots of piercings, wears lots of dark, baggy clothing... that's right, the big fat lesbian.

loulou · « **Reply #325 on:** November 26, 2005, 09:26:07 pm »

Mr MacBeff is a naughty man
Do do do do do
He's gone and killed another man
Do do do do do
I hath a good idea
Just thou keep me near
I'll be so good for the Scottish Play

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #326 on:** November 26, 2005, 09:54:17 pm »

loulou · « **Reply #327 on:** November 27, 2005, 12:55:03 pm »

"In Herby City centre, lies the library. The word ‘library’ is derived from the Latin word ‘librus’, which means shhhhhhsh!"

chocolate chick · « **Reply #328 on:** November 27, 2005, 01:22:43 pm »

The car turned over but wouldn't start

loulou · « **Reply #329 on:** November 27, 2005, 01:33:12 pm »

Until a law is passed to imprison fat people, the gluttons of Britain are free to walk the streets and attend special diet classes.

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Author Topic: REALLY EASY WORD ASSOC! (Read 70871 times)