I love the word minging. There's a website devoted to
mingers:
www.mingers.com - "for the facially inept".
Check it out and see the description in the little
yellow box as you run your cursor over the photos.
Sometimes it just says "minger" and for the more
unfortunate ones it says "minging tw**". I've not
looked at it for a long time but I'm sure it must still
exist - even if only for people who've been wronged
to take some form of revenge.