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« on: September 02, 2005, 07:10:27 pm »

in a rome dry cleaner.......


to women leave you clothes here and go off and have a GOOD time


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« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2005, 07:11:38 pm »

another on I seen


on iron


 DO not iron when wearing sed clothes


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« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2005, 07:13:31 pm »

or better still on a mrioc wave box DO NOT TURN OVER


(intrustion on back)


has any one seen sign / notice like that?


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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2005, 07:23:04 pm »

http://www.weird-websites.com/WeirdPics.htm


ther even more weird sign if you look


 


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« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2005, 08:11:01 pm »

I have seen a notice in a hairdressers saying


Ears pierced while you wait

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« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2005, 01:46:59 am »
What about the warning on bags of Peanuts or
Cashew nuts: "WARNING: MAY CONTAIN NUT
TRACES".  

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« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2005, 09:30:31 am »

Or the pack of M&S chicken pieces that had a sticker on :


Now with more chicken!

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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2005, 02:43:19 pm »

here'#s daom othe rfact:


all poler bears ar eleft handed


teh storngest muscl in teh body is the toingue!!!!


elephants are teh only anamil that can;t jump


On a swesih Chainsaw - do no tattmpt to stop chian with your HAND


plus here somthing people have lost proptay on TFL veiches!!!


14foot boot,  a stuffed eagle,   grandfather clock!!!   apark brench urns with creamation ashes, a briefcase with £100'00 ADN a kitchne sink!!


 


 


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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2005, 02:46:41 pm »

adn about 100 a day chock on ball point ball, plus


donald duck comic were banned in finnladn because he got no pants!!!


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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2005, 04:06:01 pm »

Recently in the paper:


'This is not the front door. This is the back door. The front door is at the back.'


The University of Louisianna decided to be very politically correct and put all its signs in braille. Of course to protect them from damage, the only thing to do was put them behind a glass panel...

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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2005, 04:09:27 pm »
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2005, 11:47:45 pm »

some more use less fact ......


more poeple have blue toothbursher than Red one!


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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2005, 09:28:53 am »
Mine is pink.
A power-crazy bitch who lives in a fantasy world

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« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2005, 09:36:39 am »
Mine is clear with green swirls on, made by Colgate 

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« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2005, 12:21:11 pm »
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