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« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2005, 11:56:26 pm »
Are you 6 ft and black too?
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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2005, 11:57:43 pm »

Well I could be...... but no.  5'2" and white under the tan.

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« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2005, 11:58:53 pm »
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« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2005, 11:59:36 pm »
But with very bad eyesight!
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« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2005, 04:29:31 pm »
My eyesight is not too good. I wear glasses for reading and on computer. They are red or dead ones that I bought especially because I liked the nice case. I have problems with lenses because the optician says my eyes are too rugby ball shaped or some rubbish like that.
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« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2005, 10:58:42 am »
I know who you mean. I have to turn the Tv over when his adverts are on because the songs get on my nerves. In fact, most adverts get on my nerves.
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« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2005, 04:01:58 pm »

I find most adverts annoying and a lot of them i don't understand the connection between the ad and the product. But some adverts are so funny. I like the Lynx ones.

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« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2005, 01:09:14 am »
The kind of advert I hate the most is anything where they get some dancing toddlers/giggling babies and play a sort of 'bouncy' song from the 50s. It's so utterly lazy; you can just imagine some bored creative writing it at 5pm when he really wants to go to the pub, thinking 'silly old housewives will love it'.
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« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2005, 01:11:01 am »
I hate them ads where kids wear them pull up nappies.
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« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2005, 08:03:16 am »
What about the adverts where two women talk about something womanly and intimate like thrush or tummy bloating and they're all confessional and secretive and hen one gives the other one the solution? I hate them. I would never stroll into a friends kitchen and launch into such a personal topic.
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« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2005, 12:55:09 pm »

Thank god! I thought maybe I was just imagining it and women had chats like that all the time.


Do you remember the Charmin toilet one where the two sisters met up regularly to discuss their favourite loo rolls? Ridiculous...

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« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2005, 05:28:47 pm »
A few days ago a lady (who I didn't know) phoned the library to renew her books.  She then proceeded to tell me the reason she couldn't come in was that she had cystitis plus lots of other unwelcome detail.  She finished off by saying that the worst thing was you couldn't tell anybody about it!
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« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2005, 06:54:42 pm »

My brother gets all embarrassed every time a womans ad comes on. He says there is no need to advertise Tampax as women need them and know where to get them from.


I like the Tena lady ad and I want to know at what age will I wee myself everytime I laugh?

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« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2005, 03:08:13 am »
Many of the above comments are part of the reason
why I quit working in advertising and started up my
sweet shop.  

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« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2005, 10:20:38 am »
Sounds like a good job change