Author Topic: your very own chicken to abuse! (Read 2955 times)

wjp666 · « **on:** August 02, 2005, 04:32:33 am »

www.subservientchicken.com

anyone seen this before? sheer bloody genius!

(beginners: using keywords like 'die', 'riverdance' and 'throw cushions' is a good start...)

loulou · « **Reply #1 on:** August 02, 2005, 02:01:37 pm »

He skips well, lies down and can do the hokey cokey.

maggiemay · « **Reply #2 on:** August 02, 2005, 10:25:51 pm »

wierd.

goldencup · « **Reply #3 on:** August 03, 2005, 09:51:55 pm »

I like his tap dancing! Not too sure about the ballet though...

« **Reply #4 on:** August 03, 2005, 10:14:38 pm »

I asked him to jump up and down and he merely moved from side to side. When I asked him to kick the television he switched it on and watched it.

loulou · « **Reply #5 on:** August 03, 2005, 10:52:35 pm »

He may not be English.

« **Reply #6 on:** August 03, 2005, 11:01:29 pm »

An interesting observation. I hadn't thought of that.

wjp666 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 04, 2005, 01:36:22 am »

LAY EGG is just wrong.

loulou · « **Reply #8 on:** August 04, 2005, 01:37:25 am »

wjp666 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 04, 2005, 01:50:50 am »

STAND ON HEAD - just plain feeble.

loulou · « **Reply #10 on:** August 04, 2005, 01:52:23 am »

kiss tv...he kissed the cushion

wjp666 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 04, 2005, 01:56:17 am »

oh yeh, so he does... (quite intensely, though...)

FLY is more like a bloody starjump... and BOOGIE is, well, too much for this time of night. (been a while sinc ei been on that site... cant remember any of the good ones!)

wjp666 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 04, 2005, 02:00:09 am »

ok, couldnt resist it... i typed masturbate and, well... i dont know if chickens have different methods to the rest if us, but either im totally naive or it acted very innapropriately. confusing.

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Author Topic: your very own chicken to abuse! (Read 2955 times)