i'm sure that's a line from a john wayne movie, bounty....
ANYWAYS, AN OPEN CHALLENGE:
"Yes, i am a chocolate of many flavours (these days). I run in a way that only certain crystals, faces and elderly male relatives do, and I go all round the globe. I'm not insane, despite my name. My owner... the real christian Hulk Hogan? Mr. T? No, but a more common adaption of this name."
there's a 1984 Cabana bar in it for whomever gets it...