"i am a sickly twisted individual, with many a chimera to traumatise me. i you listen carefully, i almost repeat myself..."
WHAT CHOCCY-BAR AM I?
YAY! it was a curly wurly! YAY!
(never thought using 'chimera' would spark such controversy!)
RIGHT, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE:
"I used to be a very strange race of chocolate bar, but now i'm just downright laughable."
(easy - come on, people!)