I thought I would come clean about the matter
Well, who could BH's secret alter-ego be? Could it be Rosemary, the telephone operator? Nope....
Could it be the sarge...? Nope....
Bounty - I thought what you asked lou to do (sit on your face a wriggle) was rather smutty for a forum supposedly devoted to chocolate. I did not mean to hurt your feelings but some people would think that that kind of invitation was pornographic in this particular context.
Pornographic??? Smutty may be. Pornographic no.
lighten up baby