Author Topic: My mother in law is so ugly... (Read 1813 times)

smurfboy · « **on:** July 19, 2005, 05:54:27 pm »

A smurfberry pie for whoever comes up with the best reply. I'll start:

When she visited the zoo they thought she'd escaped from her cage.

goldencup · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2005, 05:58:10 pm »

Her lipstick backs into the tube.

robbie · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2005, 06:18:40 pm »

She looks like my(your) mother.

« **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2005, 09:29:04 pm »

...when she went dating with the elephant man, he was the looker!

Cherry_Ripe · « **Reply #4 on:** July 20, 2005, 02:52:22 pm »

... the local peeping tom asked her to close her curtains.

oldspice · « **Reply #5 on:** July 20, 2005, 03:57:55 pm »

... she has a face like a sackful of spanners....

....she looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp....

robbie · « **Reply #6 on:** July 20, 2005, 04:40:35 pm »

She has a face like a lizards c*nt.

smurfboy · « **Reply #7 on:** July 20, 2005, 04:45:30 pm »

Even Calum Best wouldn't slip her one.

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