Weird phobias

[loulou]

There was a spider on my bedroom wall last night and I couldn't go to bed til it was dead.

[wjp666]

if you want to live and thrive, let a spider run alive. (so there.)

[loulou]

If you want a bit of fun, spray it with lacquer and watch it try and run!

[drterror666]

I saved a spider just this morning.  She was on the tumble dryer and was very, very big.  I got a cardboard box and tapped her in and then set her free outside the house.  Some of the spiders in this house have to be seen to be believed!

[loulou]

How do you know it was female?

[netbuddy]

Male spiders are small, female spiders are always large, thats how you tell.

[drterror666]

Well done, netbuddy, and your karma is upped!  There was one in our house and she was bigger than the diameter of your average mug!  I wanted to pick her up but she ran away

[loulou]

Thanks netbuddy. Unfortunately as I am terrified of spiders they all seem huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge to me.