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Offline netbuddy

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Re: Where is Smurfy??
« Reply #30 on: April 04, 2009, 07:00:47 pm »
Well I remember a vandilised road sign that used to say "Welcome to Slough" which had been spray painted over and had "s*it" daubed in its place. Always used to make me giggle that one did.

Although I can not comment these days as it has been 12 years since but when I used to have to deliver around slough and london, the place was as depressing as Hillingdon and thats not much better than wandsworth or Brent Cross.

Then you have the sewage plant over the other side of the M4 which on a hot day can be smelt in town. Hmmmmm nice.

So take some advice Smurf, invest in some air conditioning and fans if you live real close to the sewage plant coz you aint going to have your windows open for sure.
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Re: Where is Smurfy??
« Reply #31 on: April 04, 2009, 09:46:08 pm »
have you missed anything exciting? hmm, well... i'm having a baby, there's been some brutal smiting going on and bounty's been yammering on about cheerleaders.

so i guess that's a resounding YES! it's all go here.
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Re: Where is Smurfy??
« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2009, 12:02:15 pm »
Technically wjp is not giving birth himself....cos if he was i would be taking pics and a video for the NOTW. The smiting is probably being one by all these new members who come for one day then disappear.
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Re: Where is Smurfy??
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2009, 05:52:04 pm »
Are you really blue?
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Re: Where is Smurfy??
« Reply #34 on: May 13, 2009, 01:59:29 pm »
Sadly not. I'm also 6ft4, so the real me is not remotely Smurfesque.
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Re: Where is Smurfy??
« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2009, 05:44:37 pm »
Are the Smurfs happy with that?
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Re: Where is Smurfy??
« Reply #36 on: May 13, 2009, 07:33:26 pm »
Him being 6ft 4, they will have to agree to be happy.
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