Author Topic: Most stupid review (Read 1775 times)

smurfboy · « **on:** March 31, 2007, 02:58:16 pm »

Here's a fun game - let's post the most stupid reviews we can find on the site (and believe me, there's plenty of 'em!) Here's my vote for moronic review of the millennium:

Review For: Kit Kat Chunky Peanut

By: hanelk(who voted this bar: 1/10)

Yuk the wafer and the peanut butter are a disaster. Also there is just way tooo much peanut butter.

Yes, that's right - too much peanut butter in a peanut butter KitKat. What did he expect to find in a peanut butter KitKat? Raspberries? Porridge? An abridged version of the complete works of Shakespeare?

Scarlet Passion · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2007, 03:17:39 pm »

Quote from: smurfboy

What did he expect to find in a peanut butter KitKat? Raspberries? Porridge? An abridged version of the complete works of Shakespeare?

An abridged vesion of the complete wroks of Shakespeare.

You have a wicked sense of humour.

Scarlet Passion · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2007, 03:20:03 pm »

Oh I wish I'd earned my edit button. *sigh*

The complete wroks

of Shakespeare. Oh well you know what it was supposed to say don't you?

smurfboy · « **Reply #3 on:** March 31, 2007, 04:32:21 pm »

I hear Shakespeare was a fan of Chinese cooking. Apparently the set of his complete woks is very popular...

Scarlet Passion · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2007, 05:04:51 pm »

Now you ought to be ahsamed of yourself picking on seriously afflicted people like me!!

smurfboy · « **Reply #5 on:** October 08, 2007, 05:04:03 pm »

I found another classic today - this review of Cadbury Fruit and Nut:

'It's Cadbury's chocolate with fruit and nut in!'

Well thank Christ you told us...

« **Reply #6 on:** October 08, 2007, 10:02:42 pm »

To be honest, this one isn't much better.
"What can you say about an all-time classic like this? I love them - still my favourite treat with a video,a bottle of wine, a kebab, a couple of old tramps and a bit of S & M."

smurfboy · « **Reply #7 on:** October 08, 2007, 10:06:55 pm »

goldencup · « **Reply #8 on:** October 09, 2007, 11:04:57 am »

Quote from: paulham

To be honest, this one isn't much better.
"What can you say about an all-time classic like this? I love them - still my favourite treat with a video,a bottle of wine, a kebab, a couple of old tramps and a bit of S & M."

Was that one of yours Paulham?

« **Reply #9 on:** October 09, 2007, 07:36:51 pm »

No. no......., I am sure I saw some other person's name on the review.
Any ideas?

oldspice · « **Reply #10 on:** October 10, 2007, 07:04:50 pm »

It was that Black Night I'll bet

smurfboy · « **Reply #11 on:** October 11, 2007, 03:28:51 pm »

Another gem:

'another SO GOOD wonka chocolate bar, this is crunchy and it has nuts in it.'

The bar? Funnily enough, Wonka's Nutty Crunch!

« **Reply #12 on:** October 13, 2007, 07:28:16 pm »

As I recall this bar didn't have any nuts in it.
That was its strange selling point. Then again, they didn't sell much did they?

« **Reply #13 on:** October 13, 2007, 07:30:07 pm »

Quote from: oldspice

It was that Black Night I'll bet

Good night.

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Author Topic: Most stupid review (Read 1775 times)