It might not have the best of reputations, but it's fair to say most people would prefer to make a home in Sunderland than in war-torn Iraq. Yet the captain of the national football team, Younis Mahmoud, has reportedly turned down a move to Premiership club Sunderland - as his family would prefer to stay in Iraq. Have things really got that bad for the Mackems?
In a new twist to the saga, Black Cats manager Roy Keane has since claimed he's never heard of Mahmoud.