"and each episode ends where they pleasure each other in the showers". That's a very literal interpretation of your signature "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you".
We always comment on how many extra shops Corrie has acquired over the last ten years. Where were they for the previous thirty years? Also, how did the factory expand without building an extension? AND - have you noticed how Corrie people go to bed, and wake to find their living room has been decorated over night? This has happened several times to Sally and Kevin and at the pub and more recently at the Battersby household. Doesn't include poor Ken and Deidre of course, whose house hasn't been done since just after Uncle Albert died.