Author Topic: Shredder job (Read 2051 times)

loulou · « **on:** February 02, 2007, 08:29:06 pm »

I was standing in a queue today and the 2 women behind me were discussing work. One said her job was health and safety and was to go around offices showing people how to use a shredder correctly. I could do that.

Rule 1. Don't put your hands in it.

Rule 2. Don't lean forward and trap your tie/necklace/hair in it.

Rule 3. Don't put the remainder of your sandwich in it.

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #1 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:31:33 pm »

rule 4 Never put more that 4 sheet in at a time ( it coudl jam )
Rule 5 : make sure the eletrick cord is not lioning about

kevvosa · « **Reply #2 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:42:26 pm »

Rule 6: Don't sit on it

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #3 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:48:18 pm »

Rule7: don't make slice bread with it

Rule8: don't run with it

Rule9: don;t put mice down it to clear blokages

kevvosa · « **Reply #4 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:50:11 pm »

Rule 10: Don't use it as a shaver

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #5 on:** February 02, 2007, 08:53:02 pm »

Rule 11: don;t use it for cutting nails

kevvosa · « **Reply #6 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:00:23 am »

Rule 12: Don't use it to shred Girls Aloud CD's.

goldencup · « **Reply #7 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:04:13 am »

Quote from: kevvosa

Rule 12: Don't use it to shred Girls Aloud CD's.

I think James Blunt CDs are permissible though.

kevvosa · « **Reply #8 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:06:26 am »

I refer to James by another name, and it's not Blunt

goldencup · « **Reply #9 on:** February 03, 2007, 10:07:36 am »

Curiously, he often sings sharp!

oldspice · « **Reply #10 on:** February 03, 2007, 11:46:37 am »

Don't use it to shred your iceberg lettuce!

smurfboy · « **Reply #11 on:** February 03, 2007, 11:50:33 am »

Some of these health and safety measures are ridiculous. My boss went to get a new car in the week and had to be given a 'tour' of it as a H&S measure. The tour included being shown where the steering wheel was. I'm sure he'd have been there hours looking for it without that!

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #12 on:** February 03, 2007, 11:58:18 am »

its PC gone mad!

Velvet Darkness · « **Reply #13 on:** February 06, 2007, 12:46:38 am »

Quote from: oldspice

Don't use it to shred your iceberg lettuce!

So I suppose a side of coleslaw is out of the question then?

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