Bizarre laws

[kevvosa]

A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling - Pennsylvania

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane - Alaska

It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear - San Francisco, California

Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex - Alabama

It is illegal not to drink milk - Utah

It is illegal to get a fish drunk - Ohio

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire - Chicago, Illinois

All girls between the ages of 16 and 19 must wear school uniform at all times - Bounty land

[wjp666]

i second that one!

[Velvet Darkness]

Kevossa Wrote.

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane - Alaska

Also in Alaska. "No person may look at a moose from an aeroplane", so once you have pushed it out you are breaking another law if you watch it fall!!  

And in fairbanks Alaska it is illegal for moose to have sex on the sidewalk! So I don't know what the sky diving moose will be doing after they have dumped their parachutes but I know what they won't be doing unless they also want to risk getting arrested!

[kevvosa]

In Bounty land it is a law that all neighbour's daughters on reaching the age of 16 must get locked out and seek refuge in my house where they will be plied with chocolate and helped with their biology homework.

[oldspice]

[smurfboy]

If they're still doing biology post-16, I doubt they need your help.

[goldencup]

If they're still doing biology post-16, I doubt they need your help.

  I think it was probably practical help that Bounty was offering.

[smurfboy]

That's what worries me.

[kevvosa]

Sorry, meant geography.  

[loulou]

In Bounty land it is a law that all neighbour's daughters on reaching the age of 16 must get locked out and seek refuge in my house where they will be plied with chocolate and helped with their biology homework.

That's very scarey indeed.