Ask Bounty

[smurfboy]

Dear Bounty,

I manufacture an air freshener which apparently nobody likes. People mutter words like 'musty' when I'm walking around Finefare. How do I save my career? And my sanity?

[loulou]

Dear bounty, I am very irritable, having hot flushes and feel the need to stab someone. What is wrong with me?

[smurfboy]

You're a woman.

 

Dear Bounty,

I manufacture an air freshener which apparently nobody likes. People mutter words like 'musty' when I'm walking around Finefare. How do I save my career? And my sanity?

I think you really need a change of career. Try making novelty ice cream cones.  Also you shouldn't worry too much about your sanity, it's a mad, mad world.

 

Dear bounty, I am very irritable, having hot flushes and feel the need to stab someone. What is wrong with me?

You have the classic symptoms of menopause.  Try evening primrose oil and/or meditation.  You should be OK by the age of 60.

[loulou]

[goldencup]

How many beans make five?

Five beans and a bean, a bean and half and half a bean.

That makes eight....

The correct answer is two beans, a bean and a half, half a bean and a bean.