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« on: September 24, 2006, 02:29:00 pm »
I met my friend's aunt at his 21st last night. When we were chatting I said I could see a definite resemblance between her and her sister. Of course she then told me she was my friend's father's sister - and she can't stand his mother!
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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2006, 02:34:20 pm »

I have foot IN month deisea all the time!


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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2006, 03:31:24 pm »
I find it best just to stay quiet and smile at everyone since the day I was being shown someones wedding photos and said her dad looked really proud and she said it wasn't her dad but her husband.loulou38984.605775463
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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2006, 03:38:23 pm »

It could be worse. A colleague of my dad's once showed a photograph of his baby to a friend. 'Is that your dad holding him?' he asked. 'How old is he?'


'That's my wife', he replied.

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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2006, 03:41:08 pm »
My friend married a woman that looked and dressed like a man. Two years and a daughter later they divorced and he is now with his new partner, a man who looks more like a woman.
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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2006, 04:06:52 pm »
did You know I can get away with half that stuff!