He once came to a charity event in Peterborough. He arrived in a helicopter with a huge sponge mallet under his arm and proceeded to annoy almost everyone except the under-sevens for the rest of the afternoon.
Bless him.
Michaela Strachan. yum!
Are you mad? She's well ugly. And old enough to be your gran.
She's younger than Bounty - are you sure you have the right person Oldspice?
This is Michaela:
Probably I am thinking of someone else.
Maybe eh?