Marry an ugly woman and they stay with you for life cos no one else will have them.
If you wanna be happy the rest of your life, don't you make a pretty woman your wife, so from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
"Keep young and beautiful, it's your DUTY to be beautiful, keep young and beautiful, if you want to be love."
In the words of a famous gran
"WHAT A LOAD OF OLD Sh*T!"
Is that why you keep proposing to me Smurfy?
I would never call you ugly GC