I'll offer champagne but I am NOT a barman. Why are you insulting me again? How rude. I can take a joke but if I make jokes regarding certain things, you'll once again all shoot up flames. Argh.
You consider it an insult if someone thinks you work in a bar? Isn't that insulting to people who do?
No - I was just stating a fact. I do not work in a bar. I do have friends who run bars and they're all jolly nice. Never would I insult them.Let's all have a bit of ha ha he he ha ha instead of getting so cross.
It's better if you make them all ha ha's the he he's in the middle make you sound a bit mad.