Author Topic: Chav tales (Read 1478 times)

kevvosa · « **on:** July 01, 2006, 07:32:13 pm »

This website is hilarious: http://www.newcastlestuff.com/charver/charverwatch.html

Heres my favourite:

"MY FAVOURITE charver story was told to me by a friend who worked in a sportswear store in Middlesbrough.

She was approached by a typical charver family: Mammy Charver, Daddy
Charver and toddler Charver, strapped into a buggy.

Mammy Charver approached my friend and said "Orrr 'ave yer got a Kappa
trackie for 'er", indicating over her shoulder to the toddler.

My friend explained that they didn't make tracksuits for children that
young, to which Mammy Charver turned to her daughter and said "Did you
'ear that, yer little slut, they don't make 'em for you". Classic."

oldspice · « **Reply #1 on:** July 01, 2006, 08:09:57 pm »

Horrifying.

loulou · « **Reply #2 on:** July 01, 2006, 08:38:33 pm »

I think reading that site a lot of those stories are made up.

kevvosa · « **Reply #3 on:** July 01, 2006, 08:52:41 pm »

Some seem a bit OTT, but many are spot on.

loulou · « **Reply #4 on:** July 01, 2006, 09:11:09 pm »

I find it amusing how these young girls in tracksuits and lots of Argos gold push a pram with a mobile in one hand, a pie in the other and a pitbull or staffordshire tied to the pram handle. loulou38899.8413425926

kevvosa · « **Reply #5 on:** July 02, 2006, 02:38:29 pm »

Lou, living in Newcastle and especially Byker, you must have experienced a lot of these charva terrors. Though I have heard it's getting better these days.

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Author Topic: Chav tales (Read 1478 times)