Author Topic: Insure your limbs........... (Read 1881 times)

loulou · « **on:** June 05, 2006, 05:22:57 pm »

Mariah Carey has insured her legs for $1 billion. If you were to insure any part of your body what would it be and why?

oldspice · « **Reply #1 on:** June 05, 2006, 06:24:39 pm »

I've got nothing worth insuring at the moment. I am worth more dead than alive.

smurfboy · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2006, 07:26:51 pm »

I am thinking of selling my excess fat to the soap factory.

loulou · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2006, 07:34:15 pm »

Did you see Victoria Beckhams hair extensions are from Russian prisoners who sell their hair for food.

« **Reply #4 on:** June 05, 2006, 07:49:30 pm »

My penis!

Everytime my wife sees it, she laughs and says "that's priceless".

smurfboy · « **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2006, 08:05:35 pm »

Quote from: loulou

Did you see Victoria Beckhams hair extensions are from Russian prisoners who sell their hair for food.

Some girl from Hollyoaks was apparently horrified to discover her hair was from a Ukranian girl.

My nan is always trying to persuade me to sell my hair

minty · « **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2006, 08:29:40 pm »

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oldspice · « **Reply #7 on:** June 05, 2006, 10:27:52 pm »

Quote from: loulou

Did you see Victoria Beckhams hair extensions are from Russian prisoners who sell their hair for food.

That is truly horrific. I'm speechless.

loulou · « **Reply #8 on:** June 05, 2006, 10:47:09 pm »

More horrific is the fact she laughed and joked about it to some of the other England footballers wives. She has no shame and i am keeping my fingers crossed that the hair extensions all fall out and her real hair with it as punishment.

goldencup · « **Reply #9 on:** June 06, 2006, 10:21:09 am »

I have debated insuring my hands. But I don't really believe in wasting money in loads of insurance policies - you can even get an insurance policy to insure payments on your insurance policies!

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #10 on:** June 06, 2006, 03:06:14 pm »

Quote from: Black-Knight

My penis!

Everytime my wife sees it, she laughs and says "that's priceless".

so its worth a lot of money?

Forth Bridges · « **Reply #11 on:** June 06, 2006, 03:06:44 pm »

also the halfax has an insureance policy that will let you brokew you toe and get £300 per toe.

minty · « **Reply #12 on:** June 06, 2006, 03:16:57 pm »

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« **Reply #13 on:** June 06, 2006, 08:17:54 pm »

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Quote from: Black-Knight

My penis!

Everytime my wife sees it, she laughs and says "that's priceless".

so its worth a lot of money?

I could get a great quote if they charged per inch.

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